Now You Too Can Look Like A Twat

Up until now, the only way you could go out in public safe in the knowledge that everyone would know you were a twat was to go out like this:

But that's all changed now! Simply download this AWESOME RINGTONE

and follow these easy steps:

Go into a crowded area. Quietly ring up a friend and ask him to ring you back in exactly 10 seconds. After hanging up, shout at the top of your voice: HEY EVERYBODY, LISTEN TO MY AWESOME RINGTONE! Everyone will turn round and sure enough, when your phone rings, they'll be saying what an absolute twat you are. Wicked skillz.

So what are you waiting for, you tart whore!!! Download the AWESOME RINGTONE NOW!!!

Still not convinced? Check out these testimonials:

This guy sat next to me on the tube. I thought he was a bit of a twat. I didn't know just how twatty he was until I heard his phone go off. Wow. What a twat!: Warren, Mechanic, Shoreditch

I thought buying the Daily Express would show everyone just how twatty I was. I was dead wrong. This ring tone helped put me back on the twatmap!:
Shirley, Professional Escapologist, Clithero